👕 About 1 Star Kids

Not every kid is a 5-star experience. And we’re just honest enough to say it.

1 Star Kids was born out of one too many screaming toddlers in restaurants, one too many unsolicited baby photos in group chats, and one too many people asking, “So when are you having kids?”

At 1 Star Kids, we believe in saying what everyone’s thinking — that kids aren’t for everyone, and that’s perfectly okay. Whether you’re childfree by choice, circumstance,  or just one tantrum away from walking into the ocean, you deserve a brand that gets it.

We make funny, brutally honest apparel for the childfree, the fed-up, and the foul-mouthed. Our tees speak your truth, bring the laughs, and let you wear your attitude with pride.

Every shirt comes with a little attitude, a custom 1SK back label, and a silent nod to everyone who’s ever said “Nope, not me.”

Our mission?

To normalize not having kids — and to make it hilarious in the process.

We’re not anti-kid. We’re pro-sanity, pro-honesty, and proudly #FTK.