All measurements are in inches
| Size | Length | WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16.5 |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
1 Star Kids Onesie
Black / 3-6m
$27.99 USD
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Description
One tiny outfit. One massive warning.
The 1 Star Kids Total Nightmare Edition Onesie tells the world exactly what they’re in for before your kid ever opens their mouth. Featuring a Yelp-style 1-star rating and the brutally honest tagline “Total Nightmare. Do Not Recommend.” Because if they could be reviewed at birth, you already know the rating wouldn’t impress anyone.
✅ Perfect for parents who appreciate honesty, sarcasm, and setting expectations early.
😂 Makes an even better baby shower gift when you want laughs instead of polite lies.
💬 Warning label doubles as conversation starter — merch is the punchline.
Printed & shipped in the USA
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Product Details
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Classic unisex hoodie with a front pouch pocket and matching flat drawstrings. The 100% cotton exterior makes this hoodie soft to the touch.
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- 100% cotton face
- Fabric weight: 8.5 oz./yd.² (288.2 g/m²)
- Front pouch pocket
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Matching flat drawstrings
- 3-panel hood
- Tear-away tag
- Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Care & Maintenance
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Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. |
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Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. |
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Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. |
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Do not dry clean. |
Size Chart
Find your perfect fit with our detailed size guide.
Product measurements
Bella Canvas 3001 T-Shirt
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2 inches (5cm)
Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
A Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B Width
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
All measurements are in centimeters
| Size | Length | WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 68.6 | 42 |
| S | 71 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 56 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 |
Measure yourself
Bella Canvas 3001 T-Shirt
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2 inches (5cm)
A Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B Chest
Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.
All measurements are in inches
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 31 - 34 |
| S | 28 | 34 - 37 |
| M | 29 | 38 - 41 |
| L | 30 | 42 - 45 |
| XL | 31 | 46 - 49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50 - 53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54 - 57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 58 - 61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 62 - 65 |
All measurements are in millimeters
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 68.6 | 78.7 - 86.4 |
| S | 71 | 86.4 - 94 |
| M | 73.7 | 96.5 - 104 |
| L | 76.2 | 106.7 - 114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 116.8 - 124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 127 - 134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 137.2 - 144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 147.3 - 155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 157.5 - 165 |